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generic name of viagra Disyembre 6, 2006

Filed under: english alphabet,funfare — nixinne @ 5:45 umaga

in pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. for example, the trade name of tylenol also has a generic name of acetaminophen. aleve is also called naproxen. amoxil is also called amoxicillin and advil is also called ibuprofen.

the FDA has been looking for a generic name for viagra. after careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that is has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin.

pfizer corporation announced today that viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by pepsi cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives whole new meaning to the names of “cocktails”, “highballs”, and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink”. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of : MOUNT & DO.

thought of the day: there is more money being spent on breast implants and viagra today than on alzheimer’s research. this means that by year 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them…

tsk tsk tsk…

 

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