bunch of nonsense

i think, therefore I am (an RN)

mastercard wedding Mayo 5, 2006

Filed under: english alphabet,food for the thought,funfare — nixinne @ 10:35 umaga

You got to love this guy… This is a true story about a
recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.
It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was
a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and his family
and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to
give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8×10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests’ reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, “F— you!”
Then he turned to his bride and said, “F— you!”
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, “I’m outta here.”

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through
with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge–making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride’s and best man’s reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard “priceless”commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.

The look on everyone’s face when they see the 8×10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else there’s
MASTERCARD

“Life isn’t like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it’s more like a jar
of Jalapenos– what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow..

 

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