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being hormonal Marso 10, 2006

Filed under: english alphabet,funfare — nixinne @ 12:33 hapon

i think i am on that hormonal stage of the month. and this forwarded message from a friend inspired me of the rifts that i have to go through this time of the month.

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong.
SAFEST: Here’s fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t overdo it today.
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Midsection
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff……..And my favorite one…
13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning!
And remember: Money talks…but chocolate sings.

Another thing to giggle about…
My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. Whe! n I’m in a good mood, it turns green. When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time, he’ll buy me diamonds. Here have some chocolate.

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One Response to “being hormonal”

  1. Joycehttp://n3ckbr3aka.com Says:

    hahah that’s a good one. funny, but sorta true.

    how’s everything? i’ve been sooo busy @ work, working 11 hours each day. well, at least it makes me busy.

    i’ll talk to u soon. =)


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