bunch of nonsense

i think, therefore I am (an RN)

taken for granted… Pebrero 28, 2006

i love this quote so much but who in ths whole wide world actually believes on it? or even take it seriously? everybody is so busy trying to make a name for themselves that they do not appreciate what they have at the moment…until they lose it

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you know if youre from tennessee when…

Filed under: english alphabet,funfare — nixinne @ 2:20 hapon

You Know You’re From Tennessee When…
You’ve never met any celebrities….other than Fred Thompson

“Vacation” means going to the family reunion.

You know all 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer and Christmas.

You laugh when people from anywhere north of TN tries to say or spell “y’all”

It’s “Mar-vull” not “Mary-ville”

It’s “Knox-vull” not “Knox-ville”

A tabogan is a hat, not a sled.

You butter your hot biscuit by cutting it open, putting a slab of butter inside and closing it back up again.

Every town in East Tennesse has a “strip” and they’re not particularly safe to be in at night.

Pigeon Forge is not pronounced with a French accent.

Gatlinburg does have an “L” in it and it should be pronounced.

Sales tax is 9.5%.

You shop at Walmart for groceries, not at a grocery store.

You don’t drive in Knoxville on game-day. EVER.

You or your friends chew.

You can’t remember the last time you saw snow.

You have a “piss on” sticker on your car window

You know when Elvis Presley Day is

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Tennessee.

get your own ‘you know where you came from’ HERE

 

pillsbury doughboy funeral

Filed under: english alphabet,funfare — nixinne @ 2:03 hapon

I thought it was so ingenious and funny. Kudos to the person who wrote it but i actually found it at one blogger site in myspace [brwneyedgrl2005]

THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY DIED YESTERDAY OF A YEAST INFECTION AND TRAUMA COMPLICATIONS FROM REPEATED POKES IN THE BELLY. HE WAS 71.

DOUGHBOY WAS BURIED IN A LIGHTLY GREASED COFFIN. DOZENS OF CELEBRITIES TURNED OUT TO PAY THEIR RESPECTS, INCLUDING MRS. BUTTERWORTH, HUNGRY JACK, THE CALIFORNIA RAISINS, BETTY CROCKER, THE HOSTESS TWINKIES, AND CAPTAIN CRUNCH. THE GRAVE SITE WAS PILED HIGH WITH FLOURS.

AUNT JEMIMA DELIVERED THE EULOGY AND LOVINGLY DESCRIBED DOUGHBOY AS A MAN WHO NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH HE WAS KNEADED. DOUGHBOY ROSE QUICKLY IN SHOW BUSINESS, BUT HIS LATER LIFE WAS FILLED WITH TURNOVERS. HE WAS NOT CONSIDERED A VERY SMART COOKIE, WASTING MUCH OF HIS DOUGH ON HALF-BAKED SCHEMES.

DESPITE BEING A LITTLE FLAKY AT TIMES HE WAS STILL A CRUSTY OLD MAN AND WAS CONSIDERED A ROLL MODEL FOR MILLIONS. DOUGHBOY IS SURVIVED BY HIS WIFE PLAY DOUGH, TWO CHILDREN, JOHN DOUGH AND JANE DOUGH, PLUS THEY HAD ONE IN THE OVEN. HE IS ALSO SURVIVED BY HIS ELDERLY DAD, POP TART.

THE FUNERAL WAS HELD AT 3:50 FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES

im getting addicted to this bloging thing. although i have always wanted to just have something like a journal or a diary and here it is! Very convenient!

 

national park pass

Filed under: english alphabet,my immortal life — nixinne @ 2:30 umaga

MOOD: happy

He went in the room, giving me an owners manual & a park pass fro national parks. I didn’t know what it is for but i thanked him anyway. But then he said that it is both for us then felt like a fool. But then again he said to look at the names of the one parks pass that we ave and it has both our names on it! It is our first ever document that has both our names. How sweet!

Hmmm…the gnawing feeling inside still lurks behind the curtains threathning to abolish any good sense or vibe this may bring…NOOOOO!..I shall try hard not to stray away from the more obvious point…i think he is ready..

or is he?…most crucial question is…am i?

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MOOD: confused

Is he having cold feet? He keeps on changing his mind. Now i dont know if we will be able to push through on san francisco plan. But i guess it is just about where he can find a job. In either case, with or without him i wll need to move to San Francisco. I need my ER experience. Ive got all the credentials and yet i cant work there sine i havent done any full time work on that department.

 

funny – nakakatawa! Pebrero 27, 2006

Filed under: funfare,onli pinoy ken rid dis — nixinne @ 5:57 hapon

Q: Ano ang sabi ng bangus nang mamamatay na siya>
A: I’m daing!

Q: Ano ang sabi ng isda nang hiwain siya sa gitna?
A: I’m tuna

Q: Ano ang tawag kapag sinuot mo ang kanang sapatos
sa kaliwang paa at ang kaliwang sapatos sa kanang paa?
A: Malicious

Q: Sino ang unang arkitekto?
A: Si Eba, kasi siya ang unang nagpatayo.

Q: Sino ang unang estudyante?
A: Si Adan, kasi siya ang unang pumasok.

Q: What’s the difference between a kiss, a car, and
a monkey
A: A kiss is so dear, a car is for you dear, a
monkey is you my dear.

Q: What will happen to a wooden car with a wooden
wheel and a wooden engine?
A: It wooden start.

KNOW the movie “MULAN?”
Part four na yon! First episode nun “Mulog,” then
“Midlat,” Tapos “Mambon,” saka pa lang “Mulan”
Coming soon na ang “Magyo,” Next ang “Maha,” finally
“Maraw”… ak magkanapos nyun, ngongo kha nha yin!!!

Dear Itay, padalhan mo ako ng pera kasi ang
mga damit ko pinagkakain ng mga daga.
Dear Anak, wala akong pera. Kung gusto mo, meron dito pusa.

Isang babae bumili ng asukal. Inabot ng tindera, pero sabi ng babae,”Miss, asin
itong binigay mo sa akin.” Hindi, asukal yan. Minarkahan lang
naming”Asin” para hindi langgamin.

Ngongo dictionary:
CATTLE – dun nakatira ang printeta at printipe
MELT – yun ang sinusuot sa mewang
EFFORT – dun nag-la-land ang efflane
STATUE – ikaw ba yan?

ANAK: ‘Tay, anong pagkakaiba ng Supper at Dinner?
ITAY: Anak, pag kumain tayo sa labas, Dinner ‘yun.
Pag dito tayo kakain ng luto ng Mommy mo, Suffer
yon!!

M’AM: Inday, sa susunod, ayokong pinakikialaman mo
an g condom namin ng Sir mo!
INDAY: M’am, hwag kayong magbibintang! Di kami
sanay ni Sir gumamit niyan! Sobra kayo!

MRS: Lolokohin ko mister ko. Magpapanggap
akong pick-up girl ako.Pagkita kay Mister: Hi Pogi!
AVAILABLE ako ngayon….
MR: Ayoko sa yo!!! Kamukha mo misis ko!!!

MR: Doc, duwag ako magpabunot ng ngipin.
DR: No problem, eto whiskey, uminom ka!
Mister, uminom ng whiskey)
DR: O, matapang ka na ba?
MR: Oo Doc, pag may gumalaw ng ngipin ko
gugulpihin ko!

WHEN I was lost you were there,
When I was down you were there.
When I was heartbroken you were there.
When I got really sick you were there.
ABA, hindi kaya ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko?

A Filipino lady was taking the exam for US
naturalization and citizenship.
She aced the test. The examiner said, “Now, the last
part of the exam is a vocabulary test. Can you spell
the word ‘Window?”The lady said, “W-I-N-D-O-W.”;
“Ah, very good,”, the examiner said. “Now, use it in
a sentence.””WINDOW I get my citizenship papers?”

Anong saging ang mataba? SABA
Anong saging ang maliit? SENYORITA
Yung sinusubo pati balat?.. T? sirit na?
Esep..esep..!
Ano pa eh di TURON!!! Huwag esep sama!

Pulis: Bayad ko sa kape, o.
Chinese: Aba, aftah 25 years, bakit ka bayad?
Pulis: Utos ni Chief, wala nang kotong.
Chinese: Aba sige, simula ngayon hindi na ako dura
sa kape mo.

Mare 1: Naku mare, ang gaganda ng mga anak mo!
Mare 2: Talaga, mare! Hay naku kung asawa ko lang
ang aasahan ko hindi mangyayari yan!

WIFE: Hudas ka! Lagi kang umuuwing lasing.
Naaasar natuloy ako sa mukha mo.
HUSBAND: Pero mahal, kung hindi ako lasing, ako
namanang maaasar sa mukha mo!

Wife: Pag may problema ko, kahit gaano
kabigat,nawawala kapag nakikita ko ang picture mo.
Husband: Sabi ko na nga ba talagang mahal na mahal
mo ko.
Wife: Tinitingnan ko lang ang picture mo
tapos sinasabi ko sasarili ko na WALA NG PROBLEMA NA
MAS HIHIGIT PA DITO.

Anak: ‘Nay, puede na ba akong magbra?
Nay, kinse na po ako, puede na ba?
Ina : Hoy! Joselito! tigilan mo nga ako!!!!

 

dementia test

Filed under: english alphabet,funfare,yada yada yada — nixinne @ 4:31 hapon

My mom sent me this today. It was very funny…just try to cover up the answers ok?

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let’s find out just how clever you really are….
Ready? GO!!!

First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don’t take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are…? (scroll down)

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?

You’re not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you’ll get the last question right… Maybe.

Fourth Question:
Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn’t.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

He just has to open his mouth and ask…
It’s really very simple.

 

blogthings – my names

Filed under: bored posts,english alphabet,yada yada yada — nixinne @ 3:33 hapon

All we did last night was do all this questionnaire with blogthings. And i came up with some interesting names. LOL.

Superhero Profile:
Your Superhero Name is The Micro Hornet
Your Superpower is Telekinesis
Your Weakness is Body odors
Your Weapon is Your Air Tentacles
Your Mode of Transportation is Bubble
Monster Profile
War Slimer
You Feast On: Power Bars
You Lurk Around In: Las Vegas
You Especially Like to Torment: Vegans
Elf Name
Booty Hot Chocolate
Hawaiian Name
Nalani Kalia
Irish Name
Gemma Duffy
1920’s Name
Lovie Jannie
Japanese Name
Nori Kuga
PornStar Name
Spanky Bottoms
French Name
Brie Bonnin

It was very funny. Everybody should try it! There are questions like: How evil are you, What reject color are you, How abnormal are you, Who were you in past life, etc.
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